i went into town this morning to run a few errands and grocery shop. while we were out, i realized that all of my facebook friends are surely thankful that i do not have an iphone because i think in facebook statuses and would have changed mine many many times in those few hours if i could have. so now, here is how some of them would have read:
emily gilliland jochim says sweet lady at the bank please work slower as you hear my baby screaming from the back seat.
emily gilliland jochim just saw oreo blizzard oreos and had to refrain from buying them.
emily gilliland jochim is being tempted in the ice cream aisle.
emily gilliland jochim is wondering why in the world her cashier is double bagging everything!?
emily gilliland jochim thinks its hilarious when, while wearing my baby, people refer to her as it, so as not to offend me.
emily gilliland jochim needs to stick to the grocery list. always.
emily gilliland jochim must stop coming to the grocery on an empty stomach.
do you ever think in facebook statuses? or maybe its just thinking in the third person.
1 week ago